{"id":4378,"date":"2026-03-08T06:35:42","date_gmt":"2026-03-08T06:35:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/harcum.am\/?p=4378"},"modified":"2026-03-08T06:35:42","modified_gmt":"2026-03-08T06:35:42","slug":"muj-manzel-artem-si-ve-svych-dvaapadesati-letech-mysli-ze-je-hlavnim-bavicem-v-kazde-spolecnosti-jeho-oblibene-cislo-vtipne-historky-z-minulosti-podle-nej-jsou-to-perly-humoru-k","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/harcum.am\/?p=4378","title":{"rendered":"M\u016fj man\u017eel Artem si ve sv\u00fdch dvaapades\u00e1ti letech mysl\u00ed, \u017ee je hlavn\u00edm bavi\u010dem v ka\u017ed\u00e9 spole\u010dnosti. Jeho obl\u00edben\u00e9 \u010d\u00edslo? \u201eVtipn\u00e9\u201c historky z minulosti. Podle n\u011bj jsou to perly humoru, kter\u00e9 by m\u011bly b\u00fdt vypr\u00e1v\u011bny znovu a znovu, proto\u017ee pr\u00fd poka\u017ed\u00e9 pobav\u00ed. A skute\u010dn\u011b \u2014 lid\u00e9 se \u010dasto sm\u011bj\u00ed. Jen\u017ee m\u00e1lokdo si uv\u011bdomuje, \u017ee hrdinkou t\u011bchto historek jsem v\u011bt\u0161inou j\u00e1."},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Kdy\u017e jsme se s Artemem sezn\u00e1mili, jeho smysl pro humor m\u011b dokonce p\u0159itahoval. Byl spont\u00e1nn\u00ed, spole\u010densk\u00fd a dok\u00e1zal b\u011bhem n\u011bkolika minut rozpustit jakoukoli trapnou atmosf\u00e9ru. Na rodinn\u00fdch oslav\u00e1ch nebo ve\u010d\u00edrc\u00edch u p\u0159\u00e1tel b\u00fdval v\u017edy st\u0159edem pozornosti. Lid\u00e9 se kolem n\u011bj shlukovali, \u010dekali na dal\u0161\u00ed p\u0159\u00edb\u011bh a on si tu roli o\u010dividn\u011b u\u017e\u00edval.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Jen\u017ee tehdy jsem je\u0161t\u011b nev\u011bd\u011bla, jak \u010dasto budou ty p\u0159\u00edb\u011bhy vypr\u00e1v\u011bny na m\u016fj \u00fa\u010det.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Poprv\u00e9 jsem si toho v\u0161imla asi rok po svatb\u011b. Byli jsme na narozeninov\u00e9 oslav\u011b jeho kolegy. Sed\u011bli jsme u dlouh\u00e9ho stolu, lid\u00e9 pili v\u00edno, pov\u00eddali si a atmosf\u00e9ra byla uvoln\u011bn\u00e1. Artem se najednou postavil, zvedl sklenici a za\u010dal vypr\u00e1v\u011bt historku o tom, jak jsme se kdysi ztratili na v\u00fdlet\u011b v hor\u00e1ch.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Zpo\u010d\u00e1tku jsem se usm\u00edvala.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Jen\u017ee v jeho verzi p\u0159\u00edb\u011bhu jsem vypadala jako naprosto bezradn\u00fd \u010dlov\u011bk, kter\u00fd neum\u00ed \u010d\u00edst mapu, panika\u0159\u00ed kv\u016fli ka\u017ed\u00e9 mali\u010dkosti a nakonec se rozpl\u00e1\u010de uprost\u0159ed lesa.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Lid\u00e9 se sm\u00e1li.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Artem vypr\u00e1v\u011bl \u017eiv\u011b, p\u0159id\u00e1val gesta, m\u011bnil hlas a dramaticky popisoval ka\u017ed\u00fd detail. V jeho pod\u00e1n\u00ed to opravdu zn\u011blo jako komick\u00e1 situace.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Jen\u017ee pravda byla trochu jin\u00e1.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tehdy jsme byli oba unaven\u00ed, ztratili jsme spr\u00e1vnou cestu a chv\u00edli jsme opravdu nev\u011bd\u011bli, kudy d\u00e1l. Nakonec jsme se tomu pozd\u011bji sm\u00e1li oba. Ale sly\u0161et ten p\u0159\u00edb\u011bh p\u0159ed deseti lidmi, kte\u0159\u00ed m\u011b sotva znali, bylo najednou nep\u0159\u00edjemn\u00e9.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Kdy\u017e jsme jeli dom\u016f, \u0159ekla jsem mu to.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201eMo\u017en\u00e1 bys p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u011b nemusel ze m\u011b d\u011blat hlavn\u00ed postavu ka\u017ed\u00e9ho vtipu,\u201c \u0159ekla jsem opatrn\u011b.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Artem se jen zasm\u00e1l.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201eAle v\u017edy\u0165 to je p\u0159ece jen legrace,\u201c odpov\u011bd\u011bl. \u201eNikdo to nebere v\u00e1\u017en\u011b.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mo\u017en\u00e1 m\u011bl pravdu. Mo\u017en\u00e1 to lid\u00e9 opravdu brali jen jako z\u00e1bavnou historku.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Jen\u017ee postupem \u010dasu se ty p\u0159\u00edb\u011bhy za\u010daly opakovat \u010d\u00edm d\u00e1l \u010dast\u011bji.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Na rodinn\u00fdch setk\u00e1n\u00edch, na grilov\u00e1n\u00ed s p\u0159\u00e1teli, dokonce i p\u0159i setk\u00e1n\u00edch s lidmi, kter\u00e9 jsem vid\u011bla poprv\u00e9 v \u017eivot\u011b. Artem m\u011bl celou sb\u00edrku \u201evtipn\u00fdch\u201c epizod z na\u0161eho spole\u010dn\u00e9ho \u017eivota.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Jak jsem pr\u00fd jednou omylem koupila p\u0159\u00edli\u0161 slanou pol\u00e9vku v restauraci a pak se sna\u017eila \u010d\u00ed\u0161n\u00edkovi vysv\u011btlit, \u017ee chyba mus\u00ed b\u00fdt v kuchyni.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Jak jsem pr\u00fd zapomn\u011bla kl\u00ed\u010de doma a musela jsem \u010dekat hodinu p\u0159ed dve\u0159mi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Jak jsem jednou v obchod\u011b zakopla o voz\u00edk.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

V jeho pod\u00e1n\u00ed byly tyto okam\u017eiky t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 legend\u00e1rn\u00ed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A poka\u017ed\u00e9, kdy\u017e za\u010dal v\u011btu slovy: \u201eTo v\u00e1m mus\u00edm \u0159\u00edct, co se jednou stalo moj\u00ed \u017een\u011b\u2026\u201c, c\u00edtila jsem, jak se ve mn\u011b n\u011bco st\u00e1hne.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ne proto, \u017ee by ty situace byly tak hrozn\u00e9.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ale proto\u017ee jsem si postupn\u011b uv\u011bdomila jednu v\u011bc.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pro Artema byly ty p\u0159\u00edb\u011bhy zp\u016fsobem, jak bavit ostatn\u00ed. Pro m\u011b to byly mal\u00e9 momenty, kdy jsem se c\u00edtila vystaven\u00e1 p\u0159ed publikem, ani\u017e bych o to st\u00e1la.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Jednoho ve\u010dera jsme byli na ve\u010de\u0159i u jeho p\u0159\u00e1tel. Atmosf\u00e9ra byla p\u0159\u00edjemn\u00e1, na stole ho\u0159ely sv\u00ed\u010dky a v\u0161ichni byli v dobr\u00e9 n\u00e1lad\u011b.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Artem se znovu nadechl, aby za\u010dal dal\u0161\u00ed historku.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tentokr\u00e1t o tom, jak jsem pr\u00fd kdysi popletla jm\u00e9na dvou jeho koleg\u016f a vytvo\u0159ila z toho trapnou situaci.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ale tentokr\u00e1t jsem ho jemn\u011b p\u0159eru\u0161ila.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201ePo\u010dkej,\u201c \u0159ekla jsem klidn\u011b.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

V\u0161ichni se na m\u011b pod\u00edvali.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Usm\u00e1la jsem se a dodala: \u201eTen p\u0159\u00edb\u011bh zn\u00e1m. Ale mo\u017en\u00e1 by dnes mohl Artem vypr\u00e1v\u011bt n\u011bco o sob\u011b.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Na chv\u00edli nastalo ticho.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pak se n\u011bkdo zasm\u00e1l. Ne posm\u011b\u0161n\u011b, ale sp\u00ed\u0161 p\u0159ekvapen\u011b.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Artem se na m\u011b pod\u00edval, jako by si poprv\u00e9 uv\u011bdomil, co jsem t\u00edm myslela.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A j\u00e1 jsem v tu chv\u00edli pochopila, \u017ee n\u011bkdy sta\u010d\u00ed jen jedno klidn\u00e9 slovo, aby si lid\u00e9 uv\u011bdomili, \u017ee humor je nejz\u00e1bavn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed tehdy, kdy\u017e nikoho nestav\u00ed do nep\u0159\u00edjemn\u00e9 role.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Kdy\u017e jsme se s Artemem sezn\u00e1mili, jeho smysl pro humor m\u011b dokonce p\u0159itahoval. Byl spont\u00e1nn\u00ed, spole\u010densk\u00fd a dok\u00e1zal b\u011bhem n\u011bkolika minut rozpustit jakoukoli \n [...]<\/a>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4379,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4378","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-news"],"views":395,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/harcum.am\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4378","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/harcum.am\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/harcum.am\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harcum.am\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harcum.am\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4378"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/harcum.am\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4378\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4380,"href":"https:\/\/harcum.am\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4378\/revisions\/4380"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harcum.am\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4379"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/harcum.am\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4378"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harcum.am\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4378"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harcum.am\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4378"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}